Nose Pencil Sharpener
Sleep Comforter
The Weight Watch Belt
Baby Mop
Bed Ruler
Chopsticks with a Noodle Cooler
Shower Mic (For Bathroom Singers)
The Noodle Eater?s Hair Guard
Cockroach Swatter Slippers
Techno Privacy Scarf
Traveler?s Phrase book T-Shirt
Fake Breasts